If I was Katy Perry's Dad I would have lodged a bullet in my brain, like, forever ago. I mean shit you're really just gonna straight make a song about how you get shit faced on the beach and all you wanna do is get dicked-up by some dude who looks like his name should be Muscles. Keep it to yourself sweetie, your pops is gonna have a heart attack. Not to mention your like the only chick in history to get kicked off of sesame street for looking too much like a whore and begging to change your clothes in front of fucking Elmo........ But luckily for me I'm not Katy's dad so I think that this shit is super comedy. Keep up the good work.
PS. You're Welcome Duffy
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